SENATOR JACK S. PHOGBOUND: THE REAL CAUSE OF THE SHUTDOWN IN WASHINGTON
STUPID IS AS STUPID DOES AT THE DEFENSE DEPARTMENT
Well, you guessed it, over at the Defense Department, Chuck Hagel, alias Forrest Gump, is bitching like hell about China sneaking up on the Defense Department computers, and stealing all kinds of top secret information about numerous top secret weapons systems.
I guess nobody told anybody at the US government the first rule of computer hacking is that if you don’t hook up a computer to the internet, that the computer can’t be hacked over the internet. So who is the bozo that made the decision to hook up all of this top secret information to the internet? Nobody knows, and neither the mainstream press, nor anybody in Congress except me, is asking who this moron is, since keeping up the Defense Budget, and keeping wars and the threat of wars going is the top priority over there.
Defense contractors figure to make a lot more money off the chump taxpayers, since now the Defense Department has to start all over and think up and build new weapons systems, which will cost the taxpayers tons of cheese. Then there are all the weapons systems that have not been built yet, although the cost to the taxpayers of drawing up the plans is astronomical, and these will have to be scrapped in order to start drawing up new plans. What a racket!